Interesting. I've sold my soul to html, but I don't feel the fires of perdition yet. Maybe that comes later, after I actually figure this out.

Anyway, I'm here. Hi. I'm here because Charlie told me to do this. Plus I'm fishing for excuses not to write essays. When I run out of excuses, this page will begin to have content. Until then, fear me: I consort with ruffians and scoundrels!

Oh, just to let you know exactly how mature and level-headed I plan to be, here are a couple of things that were attributed to me when I was three or four years old.

I'm bigger than you because I can catch goats that swim.

I smished the duyo-da, duyo-da, duyo-da dote. I pet Gert too, and I shout at Tote.